Satirical brokerage RPG
Pick a specialist, issue a broker command, and let the Command Center graph resolve the turn. Same orchestration logic — now with DOM goblins and compliance wraiths.
Active encounter
DOM 147 · Smells Like Old Cookies
A listing that has haunted the MLS since last spring. The seller still thinks it is "just waiting for the right vibe."
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